Kenmore Dryer Problems

by aline
(sj, ca)

I havehad the kenmore he2 dryer for about a year now, and my washer finally followed suit so i bought the matching front load he2 plus washing maching so i'd have a nice matching set. they were delivered this afternoon, yeah clean panties!!! can't wait!!! and the great thing is they're stackable...but the crappy thing is...during the installation and the oh so rivoting stacking procedure, it seems my delivery team jostled a loose coin/safety pin/zipper/something relativly small and metal, that was in my dryer resting peacefully at the bottom causing nobody no where no harm, up and around and into the walls and out of the drum where after testing my new laundry set up, delivery man #1 informed me there was something wrong with my dryer...not before you got here i think to myself and calmly inquire as to what maybe the problem. delivery man #2 intejects...probably just some change...repair guy...fix it...as long as it can still spin...shouldn't be a problem...burn out the motor...need to replace drum...you could even burn out the heating element...just keep an eye on it...weird smells... yeah, ok, you guys put my quarter into my dryers drum walls without my permission (afterall it is my quarter or small metal object, or whatever, it is mine whatever it is, and you took it without my permission, and put it without my permission, where i don't want it, namely where it can break my 1 yr new dryer.)

so tell me somebody please delight me with tales of; fix it yourself...not to hard...your two year old could do it...all you need is a screwdriver and a half an hour, or two screwdrivers and an afternoon and a couple o' more screwdrivers (working with tools makes me thirsty and long for that wash all over you warm - what the f**k am i doing with an actual screwdriver in my hand realization all the while trying to remember where you parked your car, even though you don't own one kinda feeling) or some such advice so i can avoid repair man #1 and #2 if they come in pairs too (i don't know) and just get my dryer back from the grips of an untimely and what sounds to be a certain (possibly smelly) death. she's fading fast and won't shut up about it...all i keep hearing is errk hech e keth eee cha errgh over and over. my panties must be dry also, clean water soaked panties serve me no purpose and line drying delicates such as those just bring on flashbacks of my time in elementary school and the years of abuse i suffered under the scratchy thumb of government issued toilet paper dispensed just one painful square at a time....help me get the crap stuck in there out of there won't you...please...somebody...? anyone? plea.......se...